tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(Source: catholicnunisdead)

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

(Source: sxygya)

squidwurd:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

barebackinq:

*runs out of breath while eating*

latenights:

The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take seriously.